How to quickly get money? There are only two ways, one is to win to lottery and the other is to practice crime but judging on this attachment even in this branch roses are not blooming. It is not easy to be criminal, at least not “successful”.
These guys are a living proof that even criminal requires at least a minimum of intelligence and a couple of marbles in your head. Black chronicles sometimes turn into humoristic column, because luckily for the order keepers, there is no admission test on criminal studies, and criminals are not members of some prestige colleges. No so seldom robber risks their own life and their freedom for some very small amounts of money. Chances to end up behind bars is much bigger than the sum you could get in a robbery. Read some of most entertaining facts and stories about dumbest robbers there are!
10Robber No 10
In UK a man brandished a hidden firearm, robbing the bet makers of 934 dollars, before heading to a bar. It turns out the gun was his girlfriend´s vibrator.
09Robber No 9
A man in New Hampshire duct-taped branches to his head when fully disguised as a tree he went on to rob a bank.
08Robber No 8
A man attempted to rob an Oklahoma City bank, only to discover it had no money. He left the bank threatening to file a complaint.
07Robber No 7
A South Carolina man sprayed gold paint on his face to conceal his identity before robbing a store. He died a short time later, possibly from the paint fumes and was easily identified.
06Robber No 6
Three men rob a couple at their home in Ohio. One of the men returned two hours later to ask the woman out on a date, but she recognized his voice.
05Robber No 5
After cleaning out the till at a corner-store in Colorado Springs a robber demanded a bottle of scotch. The clerk refused to give it without ID, which was provided.
04Robber No 4
In Ontario a man robbed the Bank of Montreal. He was arrested when he tried to deposit the money into his account at the same bank.
03Robber No 3
Hannah Sabata stole 6000 dollars and a car in Nebraska. She then made a video entitled “Chick Bank robber” on YOUTUBE and was promptly arrested.
02Robber No 2
A burglar climbed a fence in Hungary to be met by the sword of Virgine Ujlaky. The 23 year old Olympic fencer had been practicing” the burglar had to be treated for shock.
01Robber No 1
A group of teenagers in Florida broke into a house, stealing and snorting what they thought was cocaine. In transpired to be the victim´s father and dog´s ashes.
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