How to survive zombie attack or HOW TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A ZOMBIE ATTACK is the question that is asked usually as joke. If we want to take this banal question more seriously, we can surf the net and find various suggestions and advice in this matter.
Those that deal with this subject more seriously, and fall in the realm of that pessimistic theorist, agree that there is no salvation for mankind and that our days are numbered, on the attack… Other side, most people feel that there is a great struggle ahead of us, and that if we are well armed, equipped and organized we can survive zombie attack. What kind of recommendations and what should we have in mind, you will find out in this attachment.
10GET A GUN AND AIM FOR THE HEAD
Shotguns are ideal as they´ll take the head clean off. If you´re stuck with a pistol, always shoot zombies in the head twice to make sure.
09BRING A SPARE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR
Things are going to get scary, accidents will happen.
08TEAM UP
Find people you can trust, they might save your life. At the very least you can use them as bait – better they get bitten than you, right?
07WEAR A FACE MASK
The zombie virus might be airborne. Even if it isn’t, the smell of rotting flesh is going to be everywhere.
06START HOARDING CANNED GOODS AND BOTTLED WATER
To live for 50 years on 3 meals a day, you´d need almost 55.000 cans of food, 40.000 liters of water should be enough for survival.
05GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP
The plump and meaty will be the first to die – they´re the slowest and the tastiest. Zombies might be slow but you´re still going to have to outrun then – a lot.
04SECURE YOUR LOCATION
No bunker miles away from the countryside? Then board up your windows, reinforce the door and build a perimeter.
03BRING A BOARD GAME
It´s an apocalypse, the power won´t stay on for long. No TV, no internet, no Xbox. It´s going to be boring.
02GARRY A MELEE WEAPON
In urban areas, firing a gun will just attract the attention of more zombies. A baseball bat or crowbar offers a stealthy way to smash undead brains.
01BLEND IN
If all else fails, pretend to be a zombie.
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